Chemistry + Conversation

Chemistry and conversation … what a concept … Right ??
I experienced this the other night … It was kind of nice … I suppose it has been a while …
Why is it so hard to find?
Chemistry + Conversation = Connection

Hunting Unicorns

It appears that the single, heterosexual, spiritual and conscious male is nothing more than a legend, a fairy tale, a myth, a unicorn. Or, like the dodo, simply hunted to extinction …

Maya Devi Georg – Yoganonymous.com

True Beauty

Servicing

My x-boyfriend just texted me … He said he is single again …
And that he would be happy to service me if I go get an STD test …
My cheeks hurt from laughing so hard

Happiness

I just rode my scooter past Dunkin Donuts and smelled happiness 🙂

Look in the mirror

What does a woman see when she looks in the mirror ?
Too fat, too many wrinkles, bad hair day, nose too big, lips too small, pores too large, tits too small, age spots, no waistline, cellulite, ugggggggghhhhhhhhh …
What does a man see when he looks in the mirror ?
AWESOMENESS

Next in line please

Went on a date Friday night … he was cute … at some point I mentioned what a beautiful smile and lovely blue eyes he had … He replied …” Yeah, I have really good genetics … my brother is extremely good looking as well ” … Seriously ?? I am still laughing my ass off … I think an appropriate reply would have been thank you …

The lotus flower

I have always felt passionate about the lotus flower. I read the other day what this flower represents … Rising and blooming above the murk to achieve enlightenment … What a lovely thought

Project Vegas

Working on masks for my upcoming Vegas trip … YIPPY !!!!!

My Job

Someone asked me the other day what I do for work …
Well, It kinda goes like this …
“Thank you for calling the nutritional product helpline …
This is polkadot …
To place an order please press 1
If you need help finding your scoop please press 2
And If you are an x-boyfriend … kindly hang up and go fuck yourself”