Egg Rolls

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This story is a contribution from a friend.

Once upon a time there was this girl. One day she found a boy who liked her, and she liked him.
After a month or so of dating, and after a few rounds in the sack, he had a hard time ( no pun intended ) getting or keeping an erection. It was like a left over egg roll. You microwave it the next day, hoping it will be tasty and delicious like the one you had yesterday, fresh, from the restaurant. Not so much. Mushy. Soft. Flaccid.
One time he said … “It is because you are so sexy, and so beautiful, I just get overwhelmed.” Awwww, that was kinda cute. Well it wasn’t cute after the 50th time. She tried not to take it personal, but it was really hard not to. The more she tried, the less he wanted to fuck her. Sexy, pretty, slutty, wilder, calmer, slower, faster, lovelier, nicer … nothing worked.
One evening in the kitchen, after many a margarita, she did an amazing erotic striptease. She bent herself over the kitchen counter, begging to be fucked. He just looked at her … like she had just asked him to solve a quantum physics problem. He didn’t touch her. He didn’t kiss her. He didn’t ravish her. In defeat, she picked up her clothes, slinked into the bedroom, and went to bed.
It never got any better. Sex became less frequent. In fact, when she said she needed more intimacy, he simply replied “I am not like you. I don’t need sex every day. It is not that big of a deal for me.” ( sad face )
Moral of the story:
Leftover egg rolls are not yummy or delicious.
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One thought on “Egg Rolls

  1. Your stories are fascinating, raw, funny and enlightening to read. Keep ‘Em Cuming!!!!! The more the merrier…

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