My Job

Someone asked me the other day what I do for work …
Well, It kinda goes like this …
“Thank you for calling the nutritional product helpline …
This is polkadot …
To place an order please press 1
If you need help finding your scoop please press 2
And If you are an x-boyfriend … kindly hang up and go fuck yourself”
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