Instructions for dating

You want to go out with me?
Fabulous …
Let’s clarify …
You MUST
Number 1 … Have a job
Number 2 … Have a good attitude
Number 3 … Own a piece of real estate
After my divorce, I decided it was time to raise my standards.
And believe me, after my marriage, this list would be considered a radical raising of standards 🙂
I won’t even consider going on a date with you unless you meet these three minimum qualifications.
Period.
Are we clear ??
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